Friday, 30 March 2012

Britney Spears 'wants end to conservatorship' (music-news.com)

Overprotected,
When she tried to fly she fell,
Spears says 'Gimme more'.


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Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Jet announce break-up after 11 years (Digital Spy)

Rollover DJ,
Please don't play Jet anymore,
Those cold hard bitches.


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Monday, 26 March 2012

Hunger Games sets US box office record (BBC)

A box office smash,
Odds in Hunger Games favour,
Action film well fed.

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Sydney pips Jets for finals spot (TheWorldGame)

For Sydney FC,
Win against Newcastle Jets,
Captures finals berth.

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Saturday, 24 March 2012

Stevie Wonder to headline Bestival festival on Isle of Wight (BBC)

I just called to say...
Signed, sealed, delivered, he's ours.
Bestival Wonder!


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Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

John Carter Flop To Cost Disney $200m (BBC)

Million dollar loss,
As Disney's new hero bombs,
Kids don't like Carter.

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Torture By Music (BBC)

To break a mans mind,
Art for joy used to degrade,
Mix tape of torture.


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Sunday, 18 March 2012

Barry Humphries retires as Dame Edna and Sir Les (perth now)

Last Humphries live shows,
Fond farewell for an icon,
Time to move on, Dame.

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Friday, 16 March 2012

Attenborough stage show headed to Australia (ABC)

History on stage,
Sir David heads down under,
A legend talks life.


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Thursday, 15 March 2012

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Nose for Arctic oil makes Shell's ears prick up (SMH)

Shell explores new means,
Beneath arctic snow and ice,

Sniffer dogs sniff oil.

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Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Sunday, 11 March 2012

World's first cupcake ATM (SBS)

CAKES CAKES CUPCAKES CAKES!
Vending ALL DAY from machine!
Keeps Bridie happy!


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Saturday, 10 March 2012

Sydney Tattoo Parlour Hit By Bullets (7news)

No ink in this gun,
Sydney shootings on the rise,

Tattoo parlours hit.

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Thursday, 8 March 2012

I turned down Eurovision: Donovan (SMH)

To dodge 'microscope',
Neighbours-has-been Donovan
Snubbed Eurovision.


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Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Condoms mandatory for porn actors (msn)

More safe sex on set,
Rubbery days for porn stars,
Enforced protection.


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Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Rihanna 'Brown track wasn't shock tactic' (music-news.com)

Riri runs from Brown,
S.O.S someone help her,

Love found in London?

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Monday, 5 March 2012

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Friday, 2 March 2012

Funniest exam answers become internet sensation (Telegraph)

Funny online craze,
'Giraffes are heartless creatures',
Pupils the punchline.


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