Monday, 28 November 2011

Federer wins record sixth ATP Tour Final (SMH)

ATP Final,
Federer holds off Tsonga,
Season ending high.

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Man with a ring stuck on his penis had to be cut free by 10 firefighters (Metro)

Dial 999,
Man needs freeing from cock-ring,
Firemen not pleased.

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Sunday, 27 November 2011

Friday, 25 November 2011

Kylie Minogue to be inducted into ARIA Hall of Fame (music-news.com)

From Neighbours she came,
Can't get  her out of our heads,
Miss Minogue honoured.

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Elephants may be saved by fear of bees (ABC)

Big elephant wimps,
Win-win way to protect land,
Farm bees and scare herds.

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Philip Morris sues Australia over cigarette packaging (BBC)

Phillip Morris sues,
Plain packaging for Oz smokes,
Marketing nightmare.

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Hai-news returns!

Sorry for the break,
Shit got real for a while there,
But Hai-News is back!

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